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Location : Santa Maria, California
Arena : CNWF² Stadium
Maximum Attendance: 3,500
In Attendance : 3,500 (sell out)
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{introduction}
The shot is an overhead view of Santa
Maria, California at night. It seems to be not much of a city. In the background, the Danger Zone theme is playing.
{cut to shot of a sign}
The camera is now showing a sign which
reads "Santa Maria City Limit POP 68,000".
{cut multiple times to different shots}
Different shots of the city are now
shown. Many buildings are shown... but nothing seems to be very spectacular. The May Company, the town center,
book stores, streets, homes. Doesn't really give off much of a big city feel.
{cut to shot of "CNWF² Towers"}
The shot is a far overhead shot in the
evening. The camera zooms in from quite a height down to the buildings From up here it seems the buildings could
be quite huge... but when the camera gets down to full view of the "towers", it doesn't seem to be much
more than a two story building with a one story building next to it with an exit on the roof. In fact, it looks
a bit run down.
{cut to shot of the arena}
Inside the arena, fans are chanting
"CNWF! CNWF! CNWF!" very loudly. By this time, the Danger Zone theme has ended as well. That chant changes
to "Lex is God! Lex is God!" after a bit. The camera zooms in on a sign that reads that as well. There
is a large "Righetti Warriors Rule" sign, and on the opposite side of the small arena there is a "Santa
Maria Saints Rule" sign. For the wrestlers, there are many signs favoring Pelius of Clamorus, Evil Lord Pelius,
Malibu Mike Donovan, Jason Agony, Dominator of Destruction, Glass Tiger, CAIN, Christopher Felinsworth, Natural
Born Killer and many others. In this area, there are many signs against the likes of Da SuPerFan, Kain Piller,
"Iron Man" Jeff Beam, CHAOS² in general, Pepsi Cola Kid, The Maverick, The Backbreaker, Ken Davison,
Weapon X, and many others who may under normal circumstances have been cheered. The chants and cheering dies down
to a normal level now.
{cut to shot of the commentary table}
The commentators on hand for tonight's
broadcast are Knee Johnson, Slick Nicholas, and Frenchie Parker. They are each wearing old CWF "TRAW is WART"
jackets for one reason or another. Right behind the commentary table is a "Frenchie 4 President" sign.
{commentary}
Knee Johnson: Hello everyone, and welcome to this great edition of CNWF Squared Danger Zone! I'm
your host, Knee Johnson, along with Slick Nicholas and Frenchie Parker! We're real happy you could join us tonight
for the biggest night in sports entertainment history and we're glad to be a part of it!
Slick Nicholas: Um.. yeah... whatever, Knee. Anyway, tonight we have
quite a show for just coming back. We're going to see a lot of guys falling off their pedestal tonight as they
finally meet their matches. We have three big title defenses tonight which include Dominator of Destruction facing
Kain Piller! Ha ha ha! Not that I really like this Chaos² bit or anything... but it will be nice to see DoD
facing his match for once. We all thought Beam was going to teach him a lesson a while back... but he failed. I
don't think Piller will.
Frenchie Parker: There's definitely a lot riding on that match, ya
know? Dominator has gone on the longest winning streak of all time in the CNWF² history. No one has ever dominated
the competition like he has! But tonight that could all end as he takes on one of the best in our sport in Kain
Piller!
Knee Johnson: So true! Then there's another winning streak... make that an undefeated record that
could come to an end tonight! Da SuPerFan, the number one ranked competitor in the CNWF² is in for one heck
of a match as he faces "Iron Man" Jeff Beam for the Intercontinental belt.
Slick Nicholas: I don't really care a whole lot for either of those
guys, but it would be nice to see Da SuPerFan come tumbling down off the top of the hill. There are other guys
in this federation that deserve the top spots. The problem is it seems there aren't a lot of guys even like that
anymore.
Knee Johnson: Yep. And then the World Title match where Jason Agony is taking on Malibu Mike Donovan!
We could see Donovan lose that belt too!
Slick Nicholas: Yeah... and we could actually see you say something
intelligent for once tonight. Listen. There isn't anyone who is going to knock Donovan off the top. If there is...
it sure as heck isn't going to be Jason Agony. I think Donovan is bringing more prestige to that belt than anyone
since the Evil Lord Pelius!
Frenchie Parker: You could definitely be right about that! It sure
is something that this crowd is recieving Donovan so well, too. I don't think I have seen this many favorable Donovan
signs before.
Slick Nicholas: That's because we are in the hometown of the CNWF
Squared. Lex Victor has made sure that everyone here pays attention to who it is they cheer for. He doesn't want
his hometown looking like a bunch of hicks which is what they actually are.
Knee Johnson: I wouldn't say that too loud, Slick!
{cut to shot of the ring}
The ring announcer is standing in the
ring with a microphone in his hand ready to announce the upcoming match.
{ring}
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled as a World Television
title defense set for one fall and a ten minute time limit. Introducing first, weighing two-hundred thirty-eight
pounds... the Mighty Mushroom Head!
{cut to shot of the walkway}
Mist begans to spray towards the entrance
way and colorful lights began to shine throught the arena. The Mighty Mushroom Head soon walks out wearing tennis
shoes, mismatched socks, overalls with only one strap hooked, a tie dye shirt, and a bead necklace around his neck.
In addition to all of that, he has the television belt slung over his right shoulder. He walks to the ring goofily
and slaps fives with the fans he does have. He actually seems to be getting a fairly good crowd reaction for once
from this audience though he is getting his share of negativity.
{pan to shot of the ring}
Mushroom Head steps into the ring and
waits for his opponent as the lights go back to their normal color and the mist slowly dissipates.
{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: Your predictions guys?
Knee Johnson: Headhunter is an up and coming superstar and is going to give Mushroom Head a real
run for his money! Mushroom Head may not last two minutes with this guy!
Frenchie Parker: I have to agree. Headhunter is great!
Slick Nicholas: You're both morons!
{ring}
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, weighing in at three-hundred twenty-one
pounds... Headhunter!
{cut to shot of the walkway}
Headhunter walks down the aisle as the
audience boos him loudly. It doesn't seem as if anyone here likes the near seven foot wrestler for one reason or
another. He just quietly makes his way to the ring.
{cut to shot of the ring}
As he steps in the ring, Mushroom Head
runs over to him and hits him with the television belt, then throws it out of the ring. The match begins immediately.
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The Mighty Mushroom Head vs Headhunter
6'-4", 238 lbs — 6'-9",
321 lbs
(One Fall Singles Match)
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{ring}
The Mighty Mushroom Head beats down
on Headhunter until he is down on the canvas. He then executes an elbow drop only to have Headhunter move out of
the way. Headhunter then gets up and kicks Head in the stomach and delivers a clothesline. He goes for the cover.
{commentary}
Knee Johnson: One! Kickout by 'Shroom! He's back up... and a takedown
with an arm bar. He's pouring on the pressure and Headhunter is having his trouble now trying to get back up.
Slick Nicholas: Yeah. I have to wonder if this guy even knows the
first thing about wrestling holds.
Frenchie Parker: You never know, Slick. He just might be able ta pull
it off!
{ring}
Headhunter makes his way to the ropes
and the referee starts counting for Mushroom Head to release the hold. He does, but of course there isn't a clean
break. He immediately stomps on him several times, then rolls him out of the ring.
{cut to ringside shot}
Mushroom head then runs to the ropes,
and bounces off of them to gain momentum, then he leaps on to the top rope, then leaps off that with a plancha
landing right on Headhunter who is barely getting up only to level him back to the floor. He kicks him several
times, then throws him into the ring apron. Mushroom Head quickly delivers a jump kick and lands perfectly on the
sternum of Headhunter who promptly falls down to the concrete floor.
{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: Well, look at that! Mushroom Head is really staying
in control of this matchup!
Frenchie Parker: No doubt about it! Head is now getting back in the
ring... oh no! Headhunter grabbed his leg!
{ringside}
Headhunter is back on his feet and he
grabbed the leg of Mushroom Head, pulling him off the ring apron. He then delivers a short arm clothesline leveling
him back to the floor. The audience boos loudly because of this, but Headhunter doesn't seem to even care. He picks
Mushroom Head off the floor and hoists him into the air with a gorilla press and throws him back in the ring.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Mushroom Head does not immediately get
back up from that, but he tries anyway. Headhunter is climbing up the apron and back into the ring during this
time. By the time he is ready to reenter, Mushroom Head is back on his feet, but he catches a shoulder to the gut.
Headhunter then steps back in the ring and delivers a clothesline only to have Mushroom Head duck it and deliver
a drop toe hold into a reverse chinlock.
{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Back to being grounded on the canvas for Headhunter!
Slick Nicholas: It won't last long. They're too close to the ropes.
{ring}
Sure enough, Headhunter grabs the bottom
rope so the referee calls for Mushroom Head to break the hold. Mushroom Head does, but he begins yelling at the
referee for telling him to let go of the hold. The whole time, Headhunter has regrouped and delivers a drop kick
to the back of Mushroom Head's head. He quickly goes for another cover, but Mushroom Head kicks out quick. He rolls
out of the ring after that and bangs on the ring apron.
{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: 'Shroomy looks a little frustrated! I don't think
he should worry about that. One 'Shroom kick and he can end this match in a flash. It's only a matter of time as
long as he's patient.
Knee Johnson: You know, you're right, Slick. This Headhunter guy
doesn't really have a chance at winning the belt. I have to wonder why we're even having this match! I'm gonna
go have a beer. {Johnson immediately takes out a beer and opens the top. He sips several times.}
Slick Nicholas: {mumbling} I wish he had actually went elsewhere.
{ring}
Mushroom Head has now reentered the
ring and looks like he is going to lock up with Headhunter. As Headhunter walks toward Mushroom Head, he knees
him in the gut, then takes him down with a clothesline. While Headhunter is on the canvas, Mushroom Head bounces
off the ropes, then delivers a flipping leg drop across Headhunter's neck. He gets up quick and incites the crowd
by kind of stumbling around the ring yelling something out... though it is obviously a calculated stumble and yell.
The audience responds with a cheer.
{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: I think 'Shroom is calling for the 'Shroom Kick!
{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Frenchie Parker: Oh man! So much for Headhunter getting any Mushroom
Head tonight!
Slick Nicholas: {Slick Nicholas gets a disgusted look on his face.}
Let's get back to calling the action.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Mushroom Head picks Headhunter back
up off the canvas. Headhunter can hardly keep himself up, but before he has a chance to fall over, Mushroom Head
unleashes a devastating yakuza kick knocking Headhunter to the canvas.
{commentary}
Knee Johnson: It's all over! Forget about it! One! Two! Three! And
Mushroom Head successfully retains the gold!
Slick Nicholas: Good job 'Shroomy! Damn, I love this crowd too! Where
else will the fans cheer this guy anyway?
Frenchie Parker: It's such a small crowd, though.
{ring}
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, and -still- World Television
Champion... the Mighty Mushroom Head!
Amazingly, the audience cheers as the
time keeper hands Mushroom Head the belt once again and the referee raises his arm in victory. Mushroom Head steps
out of the ring and leaves to a loudly cheering audience.
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The Mighty Mushroom Head by Pin Via
"'Shroom Kick"
(Still World Television Champion)
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{cut to shot of the commentary table}
All three announcers seem as if they
enjoyed the match.
{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: I have to say that was a great match! It's always
great to see Mushroom Head beating the competition showing everyone he's the best choice for TV champion. This
Sunday he has a match against Pelius of Clamorus who is an up and coming star here in the CNWF². Before that,
he has to defend his belt against Weapon X on Friday. What a week he is in for!
Knee Johnson: Wasn't Pelius of Clamorus ranked number four wrestler in all of wrestling?
Frenchie Parker: That was Evil Lord Pelius, Knee.
Knee Johnson: Yeah... but aren't they the same guy Frenchie?
Slick Nicholas: I don't know, but either way 'Shroom is in for quite
a match. Anyway, we have to go to a commercial break. When we come back we have SiN facing BigFig. After that,
we have the big Dominator of Destruction title defense against Kain Piller. This could very well be the end of
Dominator's long winning streak he has had since August! You won't want to miss that match.
Frenchie Parker: Definitely an action packed night ahead of us... so
don't go away!
Knee Johnson: Slick, you sure Pelius of Clamorus and Evil Lord Pelius aren't the same guy?
Slick Nicholas: I think they both work for Bekker Enterprises, but
that's beside the point! We have to go to a commercial break! Now shut up before we're sued! You should know how
those CNI tightwads are these days.
Knee Johnson: Sorry about that. Don't go away! {On queue, Knee Johnson flashes that annoying smile
of his as the camera quickly fades out.}
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|s {Commercial Break} |
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